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(To be sung to the tune of "Leader of the Pack")

Is she really cybering with him?
Well, there she is, let's ask her
BigMomma1, is that Jim1267's I'M you're chiming
"Mm-hmm"
Gee, it must be great cybering with him
Is he cybering you up after work today?
"Um-um"
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the AOL chat
He answered back and then he emailed me - "did you get my picture?" (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the dealer of the Mac)

My computer was always booting me off (off, off, off)
He'd get all mad and then he would scoff  (watcha mean when you say
he would scoff?)
He told me he was sad
But I knew he was bad
That's when I fell for ( the dealer of the Mac)

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One day online I found someone new
I had to tell him through I'M we were through (whatcha mean when ya say through IM you are through?)
He IMd me back and asked me why
But all I could do was cyber cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the dealer of the Mac)

He wrote LOL and cyber kissed me goodbye
His computer was beginning to go slow
And as he left me on that cyber night
I begged him to go Windows
But whether he read it, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless - what could I do?
Remembering all the IMs we'd been through
At the office they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him the (the dealer of the Mac)

The dealer of the Mac - now his Mac's crashed
The dealer of the Mac - now his Mac's crashed
The dealer of the Mac - now his Mac's crashed
The dealer of the Mac - now his Mac's crashed.....
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